W. T. Fitzgerald's Weird News of the Week.

Good day, ladies and gentlemen of the blogosphere. As some of you may have realized by now, people are crazy. I mean like, completely, absolutely, without-a-doubt, certifiably insane. And that is why, without further ado, I'm going to share with you what I find to be the most ridiculous story from this past Wednesday. Kendrick Carr, a man from Wisconsin, allegedly pulled a foot-long butcher knife on a woman over Thanksgiving dinner, because she wouldn't give up her seat. Are you Feicking kidding me? What kind of a crazy person does that? What kind of maniac figures, "Well, this woman has taken my seat, and besmirched my good name. She must perish. I mean, it's not like I could find another seat, or, I don't know, not pull out a freaking butcher knife."

Thankfully, the woman defended herself with a broom, and was unharmed. The police were called, and Mr. Carr was charged with attempted murder, disorderly conduct, criminal damage to property, and reckless endangerment. So, yeah. People frighten me sometimes. Most of the time, actually.

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